C: can you clean my keyboard? Me: um, why can’t you clean it? C: There is stuff jammed under the keys Me: have you thought about not eating over the keyboard? C: that does make sense, why would that matter? Me: so you don’t drop food / debris on the keyboard C: you just need […]
C: I need you to fix my website Me: we don’t do fix / create / maintain websites here C: but you’re listed under computers Me: yes the machine that runs the website C: then why can’t you fix my website Me: because that’s not the way this works. I can give you a phone […]
User: why can’t I have two monitors? It’s not working. (Start looking at connections) Me: you have to plug the monitor in in order to have two monitors. User: oh. Is that what the cord is for? Me: yes #ITLife #ITProblems #Onsite
U: I need you to do x, y, z. Me: I’d be happy to but you have an outstanding bill that has to be paid U: I have to pay you? I thought the computer was under warranty. Me: you didn’t buy your computer from me AND it’s 5 years old, it isn’t under warranty. […]
user: my hard drive isn’t working and I need my pictures tech: do you have a backup? user: this is my backup tech: so your pictures are still on your computer? user: no they are on the hard drive tech: is the hard external or apart of your computer user: they are on the hard […]