When you text me after hours, please don’t be surprise to get a snarky response C: I would love to sync phone and computer pix. Me: I would love a Bugatti.
K: have you seen a cat eat 6 times a day? Me: no my cats eat once a day. K: no a cat Me: yea meow K: no a cat, a person Me: dude speak English K: speak white all the time then Me: well played
Me: There is nothing around here Yes there is Me: my bad a village inn, Burger King, KFC, Publix. You’re right! See Me: OMG Dunkin Donuts, there is civilization You’re crazy Me: only about my bed, momma and coffee
(puts band-aid and gauze on sons arm along with pressure) Me: Hang on son I want waiting for the blood to coagulate E: OMG that’s a big word *laughter* Me: Do you know what it means? E: No! *laughter* Me: oh son. *more laughter*
Dad & I are chatting in the kitchen about a customer. Mom coming padding out. Mom: I thought we were having a family meeting and I wasn’t invited Son comes padding out with his boo boo’d arm and a smirk on his face. Me: you big baby what is wrong with you now. son (shows […]