From A Fan: User: My computer isn’t working it keeps turning off as soon as it comes on. Me: “goes through various routine checks still not working” Just wanted to check if the machine had any kind of warranty left. Me: Okay can you send me the Serial number should be a manufacturer label with […]
Dad: Erika the police are here to arrest you. Me: that’s great, I’m taking a shit. What do you want? Officer: I have a warrant Me: cool Dad: our neighbor got broke into and he needs the video footage. Me: ok log in. You have the same password I do. Dad: your computer or mine? […]
C: I need to upgrade my software Me: sure. C: 2007 to v20 ACT! Me: you do know this will take a couple hours and I still may need to call them to assist. Sometimes these databases break and they can fix them faster than me C: yes but you speak their language Me: well […]
C: I need my machine Wireless. Me: Okay where is the wireless USB that I took out two to three years ago? C: Is this it? Me: No. C: Then I don’t have it. Me: I’ll have to reschedule and bring out the part that you need. C: Oh that’s how the internet works?#ITProblems
Me: why do you enable these people to send you spam mail? K: I feel important getting email Me: so you like stopping work to see who emailed you? Then finding out it’s spam. K: yup Me: you’re an idiot (Dead serious about wanting the mail)