K: I need to order a new DL and debit card Me: ok. (orders new debit card and logs onto PolkTaxes) Um, did you buy a ’68? K: hee hee hee, No Me: why are you laughing K: Its not mine Me: you wanna tell them K: they will figure it out.#FacePalm
I was laughing at you this morning? Me: y, because I was snoring? No, your feet were hanging off the bed. Me: that’s funny to you? Yes. Me: you do realize you are just to short to have that problem and are secretly jealous. I see what you did there Me: touche
Me: oh son those glasses make you look sexxxi E: (quickly takes off the glasses and says no) What about these ones? Me: I chose not to answer in fear you won’t want those either. E: I like these ones Me: awesome let’s get them and go
you should appreciate this. I just had a conference call with a gentleman from out of state. He asked me if I would work with him because he is a startup company. I told him that I am actually cheaper than the going rate in Polk County which is $150+ an hour. He said I […]
K: I think we should create eHarmony profiles. Me: why? We would never be matched, we are polar opposites. K: it would be fun to see. Me: my search would say 6’4″ and above so no we wouldn’t be matched K: you’re a jerk. Why would you do that? Me: I’m kidding, it was funny […]