830pm, BD calls. We were watching the game and it stopped. Is the internet off? Me: my internet is just fine BD: so how do I get it back? Me: did you reset your modem / router? BD: whats that? Me: the thing with the yellow cord BD: We lost power and this always happens […]
Driving home from Publix with my daughter in my Jeep. We pull up to the house. Apparently my brain thought that we were stopped and I pulled the E brake. For some reason she did not have her seatbelt on and lurched forward. H: oh my God mom, you’re trying to kill me Me: (laughing […]
Things not to say without thinking. While configuring a cell phone and it goes to sleep, don’t ask the customer to finger you. #facepalm just needed her to unlock the phone. They laughed, I was embarrassed.#RedFace#CanIGoHome#onsite#itlife
PSA: If you’re on the phone with IT and you’re also trying to flirt with a co-worker, don’t pretend like I’m the one being unprofessional when I tell you to call back when you have more time. I need you to interact, answer questions, and provide details. I do NOT need to hear you trying […]
Lessons with a student driver So it’s been a while and he has been driving on his own but never long distance (Winter Haven to Mulberry). As we were leaving the repair shop. Me: Are you going to follow me or use your maps on your phone? E: Use my phone Me: alright then, eat […]