C: oh, you have tattoo’s Me: I have kids too. C: how old are you? Me: old enough to have a 15 year old. Are my tattoos offending you? C: no I just didn’t expect them Me: did you expect me to be 6’2 when I walk through the door? C: no Me: well I […]

Tech: I need your password for X User: Incorrect Tech: Incorrect is your password? User: Correct (Blank stare)

My Xbox won’t turn on Me: Ok Fix it Me: No Why not? Me: I turned the power off to it so you would do your chores That’s mean Me: Is it? I’ve asked you 6 times to do them Fine I’ll do them now Me: Good idea

Appt set for 8am i arrive at 0745 by 0815 I have called / emailed with no response. I leave biz card. Customer calls at 0900. C: Could you please come back now? Me: no I have other appointments and you will be charged for me waiting there for 30 mintute. C: I forgot you […]

Me: You have enabled Siri on your iPhone but refuse to buy Amazon Alexa. You do realize they have many of the same functions? C: but Alexa is in my home Me: do you use your cell phone while at home? C: yes Me: have you ever said hey Siri while at home? C: yes […]