So there I was, jet-lagged and caffeine-dependent, headed to the far-off misty corner of the country again. Things started off mostly normal—if you ignore the part where our pilot in Denver casually stops the plane on the runway to tell us there’s a “minor mechanical issue.” But don’t worry, folks—maintenance says it’s still ‘legal’ and […]
You missed me, didn’t you? You probably thought, “Did Caleb finally retire his suitcase?” or “Maybe he’s found travel karma and now floats through airports like a VIP monk.” Let me stop you right there with a firm, TSA-approved Nope. Yesterday’s saga? Destination: Portland, Oregon. Layover location? Las Vegas. And naturally, I thought, “This is […]
Welcome to the first chapter in the globe-trotting chaos I call Tales from Terminal 27. Today’s episode? Pure airport anarchy—because nothing says “adventure” like a layover that feels like you accidentally walked into a sociological experiment at 30,000 feet. Let’s set the scene. The airport—once a hub of jet-set glamor—is now giving strong People of […]
Me: why do you enable these people to send you spam mail?K: I feel important getting emailMe: so you like stopping work to see who emailed you? Then finding out it’s spam.K: yupMe: you’re an idiot(Dead serious about wanting the mail)
From a fan: I was a support tech up until the end of December when I was laid off. Come the first week of Feb, I got a call on my personal phone from a number I didn’t recognize. When I answered it was from one of the people I used to support. “hey buddy, […]