you should appreciate this. I just had a conference call with a gentleman from out of state. He asked me if I would work with him because he is a startup company. I told him that I am actually cheaper than the going rate in Polk County which is $150+ an hour. He said I […]
K: I think we should create eHarmony profiles. Me: why? We would never be matched, we are polar opposites. K: it would be fun to see. Me: my search would say 6’4″ and above so no we wouldn’t be matched K: you’re a jerk. Why would you do that? Me: I’m kidding, it was funny […]
830pm, BD calls. We were watching the game and it stopped. Is the internet off? Me: my internet is just fine BD: so how do I get it back? Me: did you reset your modem / router? BD: whats that? Me: the thing with the yellow cord BD: We lost power and this always happens […]
Driving home from Publix with my daughter in my Jeep. We pull up to the house. Apparently my brain thought that we were stopped and I pulled the E brake. For some reason she did not have her seatbelt on and lurched forward. H: oh my God mom, you’re trying to kill me Me: (laughing […]
Things not to say without thinking. While configuring a cell phone and it goes to sleep, don’t ask the customer to finger you. #facepalm just needed her to unlock the phone. They laughed, I was embarrassed.#RedFace#CanIGoHome#onsite#itlife