She’s wanted. She’s wireless. She’s on speakerphone. I swear, it’s a damn adventure every. single. time. This flight? Should’ve been quiet. Should’ve been peaceful. Should’ve been a nice moment to sip my ginger ale, watch a movie I’ll pretend to finish, and forget the world exists for a few hours. Instead… I get Fugitive: Volume […]
She said she wasn’t the one… and then sprinted like she absolutely was. Update #1 — and folks, it’s a good one. The cops?They showed up.They came down the terminal with the energy of a Law & Order intro and started questioning our loud-lunged, speakerphone superstar. And her response? “These are not the felons you […]
When your flight turns into a live-action episode of “America’s Most Winded.” Update #2: So. The Great Cane Escape?It lasted 11 feet. That’s it. Eleven. Turns out, fugitives who live on speakerphone and adrenaline alone aren’t built for distance. She got winded, sat down like she just finished a marathon, and the cops casually formed […]
Disappearing acts and accidental profanity, all before baggage claim. To my East Coasters reading this over their morning coffee — here’s your promised update, and it’s a wild one (because of course it is, it’s me). We land in Denver, and I’m mentally preparing for the dramatic scene I fully envisioned: Runway lit up like […]
Episode 14894326790 or just 38 — The Chip Dinner StandoffThree flights. One airport. Zero vegetables. Welcome back to another chaotic chapter of Tales of Traveling with Caleb — now streaming live from the Midway Airport Holding Cell (aka Concourse B). After three consecutive flights with zero issues (a new record and possibly a glitch in […]