Me: why do you enable these people to send you spam mail?K: I feel important getting emailMe: so you like stopping work to see who emailed you? Then finding out it’s spam.K: yupMe: you’re an idiot(Dead serious about wanting the mail)
From a fan: I was a support tech up until the end of December when I was laid off. Come the first week of Feb, I got a call on my personal phone from a number I didn’t recognize. When I answered it was from one of the people I used to support. “hey buddy, […]
K: have you seen a cat eat 6 times a day? Me: no my cats eat once a day. K: no a cat Me: yea meow K: no a cat, a person Me: dude speak English K: speak white all the time then Me: well played