C: do you have a loyalty punch card for services rendered Me: yes you pay your bill and I come back the next time you call. C: that’s a good idea Me: (blank stare) #ITLife #ITProblems
C: can you clean my keyboard? Me: um, why can’t you clean it? C: There is stuff jammed under the keys Me: have you thought about not eating over the keyboard? C: that does make sense, why would that matter? Me: so you don’t drop food / debris on the keyboard C: you just need […]
C: I need you to fix my website Me: we don’t do fix / create / maintain websites here C: but you’re listed under computers Me: yes the machine that runs the website C: then why can’t you fix my website Me: because that’s not the way this works. I can give you a phone […]
C: my outlook says I need to reactivate it. how do i do that. Me: did you pay the bill? C: I pay you why would i have to pay for it. Me: No you pay them annually for use of their office products C: how do I check? Me: go to their site office.microsoft.com, […]
C: when you get a moment could you stop by my office? Me: your office is 30 minutes out of my way on a good day. I can set an appointment for x day at x time. C: oh it isn’t that important Me: ok, so call to make an appointment when it is important […]