K: I think we should create eHarmony profiles. Me: why? We would never be matched, we are polar opposites. K: it would be fun to see. Me: my search would say 6’4″ and above so no we wouldn’t be matched K: you’re a jerk. Why would you do that? Me: I’m kidding, it was funny […]
830pm, BD calls. We were watching the game and it stopped. Is the internet off? Me: my internet is just fine BD: so how do I get it back? Me: did you reset your modem / router? BD: whats that? Me: the thing with the yellow cord BD: We lost power and this always happens […]
Driving home from Publix with my daughter in my Jeep. We pull up to the house. Apparently my brain thought that we were stopped and I pulled the E brake. For some reason she did not have her seatbelt on and lurched forward. H: oh my God mom, you’re trying to kill me Me: (laughing […]
Things not to say without thinking. While configuring a cell phone and it goes to sleep, don’t ask the customer to finger you. #facepalm just needed her to unlock the phone. They laughed, I was embarrassed.#RedFace#CanIGoHome#onsite#itlife
K: I need to order car parts. Here are the part numbers. Me: those look like OEM #’s where do you wanna get parts from? K: cheapest place Me: (grabs vin # and heads to O’Reilly’s) SD: these are OEM, do you know what the parts are for? Me: (9 phone calls later) yes xyz […]