Me: why do you enable these people to send you spam mail? K: I feel important getting email Me: so you like stopping work to see who emailed you? Then finding out it’s spam. K: yup Me: you’re an idiot (Dead serious about wanting the mail)
When you text me after hours, please don’t be surprise to get a snarky response C: I would love to sync phone and computer pix. Me: I would love a Bugatti.
K: have you seen a cat eat 6 times a day? Me: no my cats eat once a day. K: no a cat Me: yea meow K: no a cat, a person Me: dude speak English K: speak white all the time then Me: well played
Me: I really dislike your po dunk bank K: Why is that? Me: you seriously can’t just go online to wire transfer funds, you physically have to goK: Yes and then they couldn’t send it at 4pm I have to go back tomorrow Me: you need a new bank. That’s just stupid. K: You must […]
He says there are 5 types of networkers…. Which one are you? 1. Hermit networker (no network, no positive message) 2. the hunter (those people who are looking to close sales, not build relationships) 3. an apprentice (someone who is building their network, they are learning how to deliver there message) 4. schmoozer (they think […]