Dad & I are chatting in the kitchen about a customer. Mom coming padding out. Mom: I thought we were having a family meeting and I wasn’t invited Son comes padding out with his boo boo’d arm and a smirk on his face. Me: you big baby what is wrong with you now. son (shows […]
K: I need to order a new DL and debit card Me: ok. (orders new debit card and logs onto PolkTaxes) Um, did you buy a ’68? K: hee hee hee, No Me: why are you laughing K: Its not mine Me: you wanna tell them K: they will figure it out.#FacePalm
I was laughing at you this morning? Me: y, because I was snoring? No, your feet were hanging off the bed. Me: that’s funny to you? Yes. Me: you do realize you are just to short to have that problem and are secretly jealous. I see what you did there Me: touche
you should appreciate this. I just had a conference call with a gentleman from out of state. He asked me if I would work with him because he is a startup company. I told him that I am actually cheaper than the going rate in Polk County which is $150+ an hour. He said I […]
It wasn’t that I was three days late getting my period. No that couldn’t possibly be the first indication. I was eating a bowl of cereal (which I never do) and I got nauseous. A light came on, hmmm maybe I should go get a pregnancy test. I loggygag to Publix get a $9.99 test […]