User: why can’t I have two monitors? It’s not working. (Start looking at connections) Me: you have to plug the monitor in in order to have two monitors. User: oh. Is that what the cord is for? Me: yes #ITLife #ITProblems #Onsite
U: my phone isn’t holding a charge (Replaces phone only to watch users daily routine) The major threat to your battery is charge cycles this is where your battery goes from empty or near-empty to full. Every phone ???? has a limited number of charge cycles before the end of life.
U: I need you to do x, y, z. Me: I’d be happy to but you have an outstanding bill that has to be paid U: I have to pay you? I thought the computer was under warranty. Me: you didn’t buy your computer from me AND it’s 5 years old, it isn’t under warranty. […]
C: QB says there are too many users logged in and I can’t get in Me: is anyone else using QB? C: no Me: (remotes in and starts shutting down machines) C: hey I’m in Me: I know there was another computer logged on and I shut it down C: oh #ITLife #ITProblems
User: I’d like to mine bitcoins Me: could you use a computer that you don’t run your business off of? User: why is that? Me: because you don’t know what your doing and are downloading random stuff User: is that why my antivirus software keeps rebooting my machine? Me: yes