Me: Dad, when you made my new desktop you forgot to put an optical drive in there.
D: You told me everything gets downloaded now and you didn’t need one.
Me: Well in most cases you are right but you just bought me (x software) with a disc. I can’t install it. Where is the external optical drive?
D: I’m using it, you can’t have it.
Me: ok, can I have one that I can install in my machine
D: no, you can wait for the external
Me: well played dad, well played.
