C: oh, you have tattoo’s
Me: I have kids too.
C: how old are you?
Me: old enough to have a 15 year old. Are my tattoos offending you?
C: no I just didn’t expect them
Me: did you expect me to be 6’2 when I walk through the door?
C: no
Me: well I guess I am overwhelming you today
Humor
Shock & Awe
