U: I need you to do x, y, z.
Me: I’d be happy to but you have an outstanding bill that has to be paid
U: I have to pay you? I thought the computer was under warranty.
Me: you didn’t buy your computer from me AND it’s 5 years old, it isn’t under warranty.
U: oh, can you come today?
Humor, Insightful, Real
Outstanding Bill
