I wanna play pickup games

E: can I go play ball
Me: yes
Starts raining. Drives to pick up boy.
Boy continues to play while it’s lightening.
Me: let’s go son
E: why?
Me’ lightening will hit that pole and zap you.
E: na uh
Craaaaack
Me: told ya
E: can we go now?
Me: naw stay in the lightening
#Boys