I need help with the projector

User: could you please come to the projection room? Nothing’s working at all

Me: (after arriving, I notice the projector is on and showing the pc desktop) What exactly is not working?

User: the powerpoint slides! I can’t see them

Me: (I notice power point is not even open) Well…you didn’t start power point, where did you save your slides?

User: in my USB memory

Me: (upon closer inspection, there was no usb memory attached in any port) ok, so…where’s your USB?

User: it’s at my place, do you need it? does it have to do anything with my slides not showing up in the screen?

Me: (hopelessly loosing faith in mankind and all future generations) Yes…I need.

User: Great!! let me go get it!

(after helping her and opening the slides)

User: thank yo so much! I don’t understand this techy things at all