I don’t want OneDrive!!!

User: I have this email to setup OneDrive, what is OneDrive?

Me: *Spends 5 minutes explaining OneDrive*

User: I don’t want that.

Me: That’s not really an option. OneDrive is being deployed across the entire company.

User: Nope, I don’t want it.

Me: Okay, so again, not really an option.

User: Well I’m not letting you install it.

Me: That’s fine. *Remote restarts the computer*

User: My computer is rebooting.

Me: Yep.

User: Why?

Me: Because even though you don’t want OneDrive, the computer still needs to show it’s in policy.

User: All my desktop icons are gone.

Me: Yep, that tells me the new Folder redirection is working and the computer is in policy. Have a great day.

User: NOOO. You need to fix this.

Me: Unfortunately, the only way to fix it is to migrate your files to the OneDrive Folders but you’ve declined.

User: Because I didn’t know you were going to delete all my files.

Me: Nothing was deleted, they’re exactly where they used to be. Have a great weekend.