eBrake

Driving home from Publix with my daughter in my Jeep. We pull up to the house. Apparently my brain thought that we were stopped and I pulled the E brake. For some reason she did not have her seatbelt on and lurched forward.
H: oh my God mom, you’re trying to kill me
Me: (laughing so hard not making a noise)
I am so sorry. It really didn’t dawn on me that we were still moving when I pulled the break until you said something.
H: I am so hurt you tried to kill your only daughter
Me: (crying laughing) I swear to God i didn’t do it on purpose.
She walks into the house and immediately has to tell my parents that i tried to kill her. Both of them had the same response, (laughing) dumb shit, you should have had your seatbelt on.
Well played nana & poppa, well played.