Me: why do you enable these people to send you spam mail?K: I feel important getting emailMe: so you like stopping work to see who emailed you? Then finding out it’s spam.K: yupMe: you’re an idiot(Dead serious about wanting the mail)
C: I need to upgrade my softwareMe: sure.C: 2007 to v20 ACT!Me: you do know this will take a couple hours and I still may need to call them to assist. Sometimes these databases break and they can fix them faster than meC: yes but you speak their languageMe: well played. Needless to say I […]
Don’t be that customer that I have to mute text notifications on. This particular person sends text messages at 11 at night 5 a.m. And then will continue to call and text even email even on the weekends. I see your messages and will answer EMERGENCY calls outside business hours. You not being able to […]
Well he is here! 7 pounds 9 ounces and 20.5 inches long. We didn’t think that Nana was going to make it in time. He decided all on his own that he wants to come on St. Patty’s day. I was 6 cm when I told her to head towards the hospital and by golly […]
From a fan: I was a support tech up until the end of December when I was laid off. Come the first week of Feb, I got a call on my personal phone from a number I didn’t recognize. When I answered it was from one of the people I used to support. “hey buddy, […]