Dad: Erika the police are here to arrest you. Me: that’s great, I’m taking a shit. What do you want? Officer: I have a warrant Me: cool Dad: our neighbor got broke into and he needs the video footage. Me: ok log in. You have the same password I do. Dad: your computer or mine? […]
From a Fan: I started training at a new company! Yesterday I watched my trainer open up a word doc he keeps his passwords on. Today I watched him numbering pages. Individually. I asked why he didn’t put in a page footer. ‘this is just faster’
Mom was behind teenage child… (hiding identities as this happened 30 years ago) School bus slows down to pick up children at bus stop. Teenage driver, goes around the bus so they could get home. Mom flashes child down and makes them pull over. Mom gets out of car, tells child to give me the […]
E: mom I don’t have XM so can I have an on cord. (Aux is what he was trying to say) Me: if you can tell me what Aux stands for, without using your phone I will buy you one. E: it’s plays music from my phone so you don’t have to pay for XM […]
C: I need to upgrade my software Me: sure. C: 2007 to v20 ACT! Me: you do know this will take a couple hours and I still may need to call them to assist. Sometimes these databases break and they can fix them faster than me C: yes but you speak their language Me: well […]