E: can I go play ball Me: yes Starts raining. Drives to pick up boy. Boy continues to play while it’s lightening. Me: let’s go son E: why? Me’ lightening will hit that pole and zap you. E: na uh Craaaaack Me: told ya E: can we go now? Me: naw stay in the lightening#Boys
He says there are 5 types of networkers…. Which one are you? 1. Hermit networker (no network, no positive message) 2. the hunter (those people who are looking to close sales, not build relationships) 3. an apprentice (someone who is building their network, they are learning how to deliver there message) 4. schmoozer (they think […]
(puts band-aid and gauze on sons arm along with pressure) Me: Hang on son I want waiting for the blood to coagulate E: OMG that’s a big word *laughter* Me: Do you know what it means? E: No! *laughter* Me: oh son. *more laughter*
Dad & I are chatting in the kitchen about a customer. Mom coming padding out. Mom: I thought we were having a family meeting and I wasn’t invited Son comes padding out with his boo boo’d arm and a smirk on his face. Me: you big baby what is wrong with you now. son (shows […]
K: I need to order a new DL and debit card Me: ok. (orders new debit card and logs onto PolkTaxes) Um, did you buy a ’68? K: hee hee hee, No Me: why are you laughing K: Its not mine Me: you wanna tell them K: they will figure it out.#FacePalm