Me: why do you enable these people to send you spam mail? K: I feel important getting email Me: so you like stopping work to see who emailed you? Then finding out it’s spam. K: yup Me: you’re an idiot (Dead serious about wanting the mail)
When you text me after hours, please don’t be surprise to get a snarky response C: I would love to sync phone and computer pix. Me: I would love a Bugatti.
K: have you seen a cat eat 6 times a day? Me: no my cats eat once a day. K: no a cat Me: yea meow K: no a cat, a person Me: dude speak English K: speak white all the time then Me: well played
Me: I really dislike your po dunk bank K: Why is that? Me: you seriously can’t just go online to wire transfer funds, you physically have to goK: Yes and then they couldn’t send it at 4pm I have to go back tomorrow Me: you need a new bank. That’s just stupid. K: You must […]
Me: There is nothing around here Yes there is Me: my bad a village inn, Burger King, KFC, Publix. You’re right! See Me: OMG Dunkin Donuts, there is civilization You’re crazy Me: only about my bed, momma and coffee