Dad: Erika the police are here to arrest you. Me: that’s great, I’m taking a shit. What do you want? Officer: I have a warrant Me: cool Dad: our neighbor got broke into and he needs the video footage. Me: ok log in. You have the same password I do. Dad: your computer or mine? […]
From a Fan: I started training at a new company! Yesterday I watched my trainer open up a word doc he keeps his passwords on. Today I watched him numbering pages. Individually. I asked why he didn’t put in a page footer. ‘this is just faster’
Mom was behind teenage child… (hiding identities as this happened 30 years ago) School bus slows down to pick up children at bus stop. Teenage driver, goes around the bus so they could get home. Mom flashes child down and makes them pull over. Mom gets out of car, tells child to give me the […]