C: QB says there are too many users logged in and I can’t get in Me: is anyone else using QB? C: no Me: (remotes in and starts shutting down machines) C: hey I’m in Me: I know there was another computer logged on and I shut it down C: oh #ITLife #ITProblems
User: I’d like to mine bitcoins Me: could you use a computer that you don’t run your business off of? User: why is that? Me: because you don’t know what your doing and are downloading random stuff User: is that why my antivirus software keeps rebooting my machine? Me: yes
U: I turn my computer on and it flashes the home screen the the screen is black. what is wrong with it? Me: It could be xyz. I don’t have the machine in front of me I am just guessing here. How old? about 8 years I am happy to look at it but I […]
U: Why isn’t my computer working Me: it looks like your memory is going bad U: How do you know that? You just looked at the screen. Me: because when I worked on it 30 days ago I told you it was going bad and you would be back. U: Oh, how much to fix […]
I put a donated computer on the table Tech: oh i like this, how do I fix it M: It’s not going to work, but you can first try this but again I don’t think it will work Tech: it didn’t work M: try to replace the hard drive Tech: it’s working M: keep stressing […]