C: I need you to fix my website
Me: we don’t do fix / create / maintain websites here
C: but you’re listed under computers
Me: yes the machine that runs the website
C: then why can’t you fix my website
Me: because that’s not the way this works. I can give you a phone # of the company I refer my customers to
C: no, you weren’t very helpful at all
Me: Ok! Have a great day!