My cup holder won’t work

Me: YES, how may I help you?

C: Yeah, my cup holder is broken!

Me: ….ah, I’m sorry, did you say your cupholder is broken?

C: Yup

Me: Your computer has a cupholder? What brand is that, computers don’t normally come with cupholders.

C: Yeah – I push the button, and it pops out. It’s not very sturdy though! Oh an it’s a Dell.

Me: I am sorry to inform you, that is not a cupholder. That is call an optical drive or also know as a CD / DVD Drive. It is where you place discs to read / write off of.

C: Oh. In that case, I need you to replace this drive. Mine is broken.

Me: No problem