So a ticket popped up in helpdesk today titled: “printer on 2nd floor not working”.
Upon arriving onsite I see the guy that sent the ticket literally stabbing the printer with a kitchen knife, in every hole it could fit into.
I politely asked him to stop with his murderous rampage. He looked at me like I was insane and he walked out of the room.
I took the printer apart, there was some paper stuck in there. I am sure that you can guess that the printer obviously didn’t work even after I removed the paper, because of Michael Myers (movie pun). Upon calling the manufacture, we found out that the warranty for the printer didn’t cover brutal stabbings, so the customer had to buy a new one. Might I add that was a lovely $10k down the drain.
